The Would Be Asstronaut
Added on October 15, 2015
Author Donald Rump
Published June 26, 2015
File Size 265.53 KB
The Would Be Asstronaut 265.53 KB - Hank Larmspitz has a plan.
Well, sort of.
He's going to be the first man on the moon, dagnabbit, and he's going to do it without the aid of a space suit or even a space ship.
Exactly what does he have in mind?
Dan Dinkerleaf, a local correspondent for KAAS-LD Eureeka, wants to find out. And when he discovers Hank's true intentions, his patience becomes paper thin. Seriously? he blurts out. Don't you think your theory is a bit…oh, I don't know...implausible?
Watch close and you might learn something. Hank cracked his knuckles and pulled out a helping of his favorite brand.
Intended for mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 2,100 words. Do you want to download or read a ebook? It is available in PDF or epub format in the source
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